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Should Blondes Fly Planes ?

By on November 12, 2015 in Jokes, Pictures with 0 Comments
Should Blondes Fly Planes ?

The Old Drover Gets A Hair Cut

By on November 11, 2015 in Jokes with 0 Comments
The Old Drover Gets A Hair Cut

An old drover walks into a barber shop in Black Stump Crossing, NT, for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old drover […]

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Old Guys Can Still Play Football

By on October 10, 2015 in Jokes with 0 Comments
Old Guys Can Still Play Football

Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all their lives. When it’s clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day. One day Mike says, “Joe, we both loved football all our lives, and we played football on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour; when […]

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Medicine-Mixing Alert

By on October 7, 2015 in Jokes with 0 Comments
Medicine-Mixing Alert

Most people know not to mix certain medicines without consulting their doctors. However, some medicines cannot be mixed with certain foods…and certainly most of us know not to mix certain medicines with alcohol, although some people still think that mixing alcohol and medicine is harmless. As a public service the AMA and Health Canada have […]

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The Minister’s Wife

By on October 7, 2015 in Jokes with 0 Comments
The Minister’s Wife

Jack goes to his friend, Mike, and says, “I’m sleeping with the Minister’s wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after the services for me ?” Mike doesn’t like it but, being a friend, he agrees. After the services, Mike starts talking to the Minister, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, […]

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Ride-em Cowboy, Let’s Play Dress-ups

By on October 6, 2015 in Jokes with 0 Comments
Ride-em Cowboy, Let’s Play Dress-ups

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other […]

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Grandma & Grandpa Raid The Viagra

By on September 10, 2015 in Jokes with 0 Comments
Grandma & Grandpa Raid The Viagra

Grandma and Grandpa were visiting Their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in His son’s medicine cabinet, he asked About using one of the pills. The son said, “I don’t think you should Take one Dad; they’re very strong And very expensive.” “How much?” asked Grandpa. “$10. A pill,” Answered the son. […]

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Little Ranger, Late Again !!

By on September 9, 2015 in Jokes with 0 Comments
Little Ranger, Late Again !!

“Late again!” the third-grade teacher sternly said to little Ranger. “It ain’t my fault this time, Miss Russell. You can blame this ‘un on my Daddy. The reason I’m three hours late is my Daddy sleeps naked!” Now, Miss Russell had taught grammar school for thirty-some-odd years. Despite her mounting fears, she asked little Ranger […]

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You Can’t Beat An Indian

By on September 4, 2015 in Jokes with 0 Comments
You Can’t Beat An Indian

An Indian Doctor can’t find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside ‘GET TREATMENT FOR $20 – IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.’ An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic… Lawyer: “I have lost […]

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A Funeral and Fishing Really Do Mix

By on August 28, 2015 in Jokes with 0 Comments
A Funeral and Fishing Really Do Mix

A funeral procession pulled into a cemetery. Several carloads of family members followed a black truck towing a boat with a coffin in it. A passer-by remarked, “That guy must have been a very avid fisherman.” “Oh, he still is,” remarked one of the mourners. As a matter of fact, he’s headed off to the […]

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